By semi-depressed - 14/02/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
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Speech_fml 0

Yeah, get out of there. Even if she isn't using you, "You're joking right?" isn't the response she should have to you trying to kiss her after a month of dating and a wonderful night. "Boyfriends kissing their girlfriends at the end of a date? Why that's preposterous!"

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bobdole 0

If she isn't SUPER religious, then dump her, because she is just using you. If she is super religious, keep waiting if you really like her.

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midnyte 0

Sounds like she didn't realize you two were exclusive but for her to say, "You're joking, right?" Harsh.

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Paynegwynn 0

Wait, what does religion have to do with kissing again? People randomly kissed each other all the time in the Bible.

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l6eaze8 0

SERIOUSLY, you need to dump that. she is so not worth it

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mavrick1915 0

If you have been "dating" for a month and she wont even kiss you does she know that you are dating, or do you just assume because you go out on dates??? maybe time to move on

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dirtygerbil08 1

Was it your breath? My ex wouldn't kiss me if my breath wasn't perfectly minty fresh.

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liukang_fml 0

I think your the only one who believes you are a couple, I would love to hear how she refers to you to her friends.

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