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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 641
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Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Do none of y'all believe in "love at first sight?" What if the girl's intuition is so right that she doesn't need to go through the exhaustive interview process to know he's the man for her? Tell her your family will be indoor grilling enthusiasts and the children's names will be: George, Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, etc. whether they are boys or girls. Reducing fat is just that important to you!

But love at first sight doesn't always mean that your going to stay together forever. Because she could be totally in love with OP but he doesn't feel that way about her.

perdix 29

Sometimes you just "know," (which really turns out to be a lucky guess.) It's often the case where one person in a couple completely falls for the other right away and waits for the other to catch up.

We have a stage 5 clinger on our hands.

Run Run Run!!!!! Get out, get to the chopper!!!

creedaddict 9

Ydi for calling her your girlfriend of just 3 days

He meant that she was his girlfriend for 3 days, not that he knew her for 3 days. Really now, stop takings things too literary...