Love: Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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By Boyufd - 30/08/2021 18:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By K-9cop - 09/09/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML

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By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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Celesta 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:56

Maybe she's just trying to please him and showing that she's a good daughter? Still FYL for having a girlfriend that won't stand for you.

Saltime 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:01

The dad doesn't even know his own daughter, let alone you...

Comments

AdmirerST 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 16:57

Slap dat bitch

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 18:17

Sounds like you were spared some serious daddy issues dude.

deadxterror 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:53

That was stupid of her. Her father wasnt even there for her for at least a month! You were there for her for 2 years! She messed up.

ragnarok123 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:13

I know th guy who wrote this he is an asshole ignore him. He would degrade my sister and deserved what he got and more.

farahg3 0

Monday 28 November 2011 6:04

Oh yeah! Cause that makes sense!

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 28 November 2011 7:46

were you an actual prospect for marriage, or were you just fooling around with her? her dad probably had a change of heart over the years and wanted to make things right, starting with taking out the trash.