By Duplighost - 12/01/2012 20:16 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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aliaskis 3

No cavity search? You're getting off easy.

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Jakesterk96 8

If your girl's worth, it's worth it.

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kayC7 0

Next time you guys better keep the activities PG.

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cassiebear7652 7

"Uhhh, Were just playing in our Birthday Suits!"

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GoW_Chick 14

Oh come on, you had know something like this was going to happen when you date a Marine's daughter, at least he didn't show you the many ways he can kill a man.

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withered 30

Maybe OP doesn't like to stereotype people and didn't thought that just because her father is a marine he would be a lunatic.

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ChelseaRaeS 7

You should just be thankful that's all he did

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heyyy464 1

I was expecting something like " he saw us fooling around. Now I'm in the hospital."

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ILoveTabz 0

Just get her to sneak out.

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DocBastard 38

Telling a father to **** off when he finds you naked with his daughter is idiotic. Telling this to a father who is a marine is akin to suicide.

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JeterArmy 0

U don't tell a Marine to **** off, u may think ur a badass, but tell me how much a badass u r when u choking on ur teeth

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Why don't you try it first, and tell us what it's like to be on the verge of death if you're lucky enough to survive.

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