By Duplighost - 12/01/2012 20:16 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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aliaskis 3

No cavity search? You're getting off easy.

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Jakesterk96 8

If your girl's worth, it's worth it.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

So your girlfriends dad is a marine and you are worried about not being able to bang her?

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pepper477 6

hey, it could be worse and he could have asked to join..

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Akharr01 5

The girl was probably reallllly embarrassed.

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AndysFancy 6

I'm pretty sure 14 meant to say "fry"....

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GoW_Chick 14

You may be right, but why? I think maybe it was suppose to mean, in some way, how the dad would deal with OP, but I'm not sure how.

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Snafuusmc 12

Leave you have dishonored your family.

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AndysFancy 6

GoW_Chick, you mean "frying" this kid wouldn't fall under the many ways this marine dad could kill a man? Hey, you said it... :)

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gribbles 12

Old enough to know how to spell two, I'm sure.

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ChaosAngel17 14

@15 Okay looked through all my translators and dictionaries. What is "tew"?

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ohmandapants 16

I really really hope that autocorrect got the best of you.

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fluffyzombie 0

Tew = it's slang for a jewish turd. Ex: A Jewish person would say, "Dang, I just dropped one nasty tew. Don't go in there Yetta."

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so_unlucky89765 4

If your old enough to fool around, you should be old enough to think enough to at least lock the door. Ydi

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mikau713 0

Sorry... It's spelled you're. :) simple mistake~

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so_unlucky89765 4

I'm usually careful about my grammar. One slip, it won't happen again. :)

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