By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wow OP you guys are bad at this...does she even know how sex works?

Your girlfriend is weird. Has she never put a tampon or a finger or two (or three) inside herself? If she hasn't, it sounds like she's not old enough for sex! Otherwise, just give her a good licking and slide it in.

I'm the same way when I stare at my girls ass!

dani05 0

Explain to her that you find her so amazingly attractive that you can't do it soft but you will be gentle with her.

I don't know how to have sex with that thin limp, but you can whack it like 20 times that day so you don't get hard then give it a shot bro

Just be gentle, it's really not that bad just pinches at first.

Speaking from experience here. When I finally gave it up to my boyfriend, I was scared silly that it was going to hurt like hell. I was 17 and could barely get a finger in there, so how was his dick going to fit?? When you and she are ready (and it sounds like she may not be ready yet), I have 3 words for you: Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay. Take your time and really get her aroused, relaxed and lubricated. Kissing, petting, manual stimulation (aka fingering), oral stimulation (go down on her). You do a thorough and enthusiastic job of getting her wet and willing, and she'll be begging you to stick it in. Just go slow and easy. Probably even might be better for her to be on top when she's ready for it, so that she can control how much, how fast, how deep. Resist the urge to start thrusting like a jackrabbit once it's in. She's going to need time to adjust to the feeling. Let her go at her own pace and get used to it. She'll let you know when it's time to hump for glory! Oh, if you're inexperienced as well, you may want to jerk off a couple of times a day, so that when it does happen, you're not coming at her with a loaded gun and a hair trigger. Good luck.

totallydonteven 5
Sanch101 7

Good advice. Going slow to start is the best way.

I suggest you perform *********** on her and if you're good enough I bet she'll get an apetite for it...