What? Oh Oka___ Wait... What? O_o

Either she doesn't understand how sex works or OR you don't get what she trying to tell you SHE DON'T WANNA SCREW YOU

What the ****?

Its going to hurt her anyway, whether your hard or not it's tissue ripping. she doesn't sound mature enough or smart enough to have sex. Don't forget condoms though.

Drink tequila until get unconscious and then have sex

What are you supposed to do? Thumb it in? Just lie and by the time she realises it'll be too late and she will be lovin it

...Your girlfriend sounds like she's way too young and immature to even have a boyfriend let alone have sex. Her first time is inevitably going to hurt; some girls tear their hymen doing gymnastics and other things and I think it even hurts them (though I don't know for sure). Plus, last time I checked, it won't exactly work if you're not hard, and if you're fighting to get it in while it's soft, it'll get hard in no time. And if you get hard just looking at her covered butt, well, you better have a long talk with her. How old are you guys anyway? Thirteen? If that's the case, you're definitely too young to be having sex. She sounds like she's still in her early teens if she doesn't realize these basic facts, but regardless of her age, like I said, she sounds way too immature to be having sex.

don't worry bro I get hard looking at my chicks ass to it's natural I mean if it's a nice ass what can't you think about doing to it and put a blindfold on and then when your in her yell surprise and get hard and get to work on that tight vag! do it!!!!!

Bullshit. Spit and shove mofo!

OMG what a ****** idiot. make sure you dont get this dumb bitch preggo mate, we dont need more stupid people. sounds like a real catch though, good luck shooting pool with that piece of string dude.