By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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nvo 6

Are you a virgin too? How on earth would you go about 'taking her virginity' with a flaccid penis?

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Rainbow_Crash 11

She DOES know that going in soft won't work, right? I understand being a virgin and all, but even virgins must be knowledgeable of sex to some degree. I would know; I'm a virgin myself. Either OP's girlfriend is REALLY naive, or that was just subtle rejection.

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Rainbow_Crash 11

(continuation of my previous comment because time ran out) Try talking to her about it. Don't try to pressure her and don't try to convince her otherwise to have sex. Let her decide when she's ready. Until then, handle the situation like an adult (assuming you are an adult). If you aren't an adult, talking to her about it and being sensitive to how she feels in whether or not she's ready would still be the best thing to do in this situation.

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caliiigirl420 1

Either way she will one day have sex and she will have sex with them erect. Ur girlfriend sounds ignorant and sexually challenged

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zebrapattern 6

um. does she know it won't go in that way? it's like trying to put cooked spaghetti into a needle hole.

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SAgirl 13

She doesn't want you to pop her cherry so her other BF will realise she's screwing you

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groupleader 7

Yeah..riiiiight, like shootin pool with a rope, ok, stand her on her head and drop it in there Minnesota Fats!!!

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CRC_101 31

As the people in my state would say, "She ain't ready." Sorry you have a confused girlfriend. Intercourse with a flaccid penis? Her sexual intelligence is far too low to bang her now. Since you're in a relationship, you'll have to deal with all the awkward shit and ignorant questions and guilty feelings and confusion she'd likely have afterwards if you do. "Can I get pregnant from this?" Don't do it, for your own sanity's sake. And for hers, if you care; who knows what it could do to that already tender state of mind. o.o In fact, I'd go so far as to say that if you two do have sex soon and she freaks, I'd say YDI. Don't be as ignorant as her!

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13864466 2

So she is genuinely scared? seriously how big are you? You would want to be big or she is a complete idiot to think that sex is possible with a softy. Agree with the others she is either to young or you're not turning her on right! Practise Practise Practise till she is begging for you inside her. Oral then digits my friend. Except if she has never had grass on the field. Never had grass don't go there....

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