By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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luccmon 6

Your gf is obviously retarded. How does she expect you to do that? Sounds like someone just wants to keep their virginity.

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immaMonsta 8

That's impossible. Even if it was possible, she wouldn't feel anything at all. There's no fun in that.

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lilacgold 16

But it wouldn't work while flaccid, even if you could avoid getting hard...

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Vaginabutter 15

start with the fingers and when she relaxes give her the ****.

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godofswag 6

not really taking her virginity but it works

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SaturnV 25

No, actually it doesn't work...not on a virgin, anyway.

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xxenforcerxx 4

here's a tip that i found out (sorry if this offends or is too much) : finger her and slowly put one finger in at a time as she gets used to the last. then after u can fit 3 or 4, stick it in and it won't hurt or as much

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