By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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hazelsun41311 0

If she was smart, she'd know it's going to hurt either way...

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PlaySpades 21

Considering the fact that there's no way it's going to go in limp, it really will only hurt one way....

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mullfritt 12

Sounds like you had a hard day... Oh yes, I did...

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Blue_berry_594 0

How old is she? Like 13? You can't enter a ****** soft....

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JadeWalker 14

Umm if thats how she wants it then u guys are clearly to young

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Chavez45 2

There is always anal sex lol Good luck with trying to get her V card haha FYL

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Bozone 7

You need to be hard for anal also bud ..

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Shadow_Phantom 26

So you won't hurt her... what...? Doesn't even sound like she's ready for sex yet. FYL, dude.

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marcosh 0

Let her be top, that way she can decide the amount of wiener she can take also use lots and lots of crisco (or the lube of your choice)

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immaMonsta 8

#86 It still hurts even when a girl is on top. It'll probably hurt her even more since she's a virgin.

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marpay 11

For the love of all that is holy in this world please do NOT use crisco or anything else that is not specifically made for sexual lubricant as lube.

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