By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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isis_morrigan 18

Sounds like your screwed...although not literally...oh well, she sounds like a whining bitch anyways, it doesn't hurt that bad, it's not like we are talking about cutting her arm off or something. Tell her to suck it up and get it over with.

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pickledboner124 0

sticky situation

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rb316 1

You need to tell her straight up you will only feel a slight discomfort the first few times it goes in. My fiancé had the same problem but after it went in a few times she liked it. Now she can't get enough. LOL!!

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

You have no idea how much discomfort she'll feel, it's bad to lie. For me, my first time was actually quite painful. So if he tells her that she'll only feel a "slight discomfort" and she ends up like me where it actually hurt quite a lot, she'll feel betrayed and hate him, because she'll think he lied to her just so he could have sex with her.

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theonlysweetpea 10

Sounds like either she's a troll or she's too immature to be having sex. Tell her to take a damn sex ed/health class. >mutters to self "dumb bitch"< Also tell her to talk to her parents

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Noelle282 8

Yes because clearly a young (probably teenage) girl is going to ask her parents about sex...I think not.

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kylr123 3

If it's ur first time, it goes basically semi hard the moment u put on the condom, most guys first time they aren't properly hard anyay

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