By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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Fuzzwolf 3

You need to dumb the bitch because she is obviously too stupid to breed.

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joseef17 0

Jerk off lol... And then do her with ur flaccid penis?.. It could work

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rillastyle 1

Tell her that is a soft one she's a virgin what dose she know

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graybeebaby13 0

You should tell your girlfriend that it's not physically possible to have sex when you aren't hard.

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rillastyle 1

Simple tell her she must blow you 1st. Once soft get it in and "rise to the challenge"

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melrose90210 10

Doesn't she realized that's pretty much impossible? Tell her to suck it up, it isn't that bad.

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kennamc 0

Just get it in hard, she can get over it

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