Working overtime removing lodged heads from sphincters.

Is your GF simply stupid or is that her way of saying she's not having sex with you? Sex while flaccid is impossible with a virgin (especially one who still has a hymen)...sex while flaccid with a woman who's had a lot of sex...still near impossible...you can put it in but unless you're hard enough to stimulate her & yourself, it's pretty much pointless & not really sex...it's just getting your penis wet...same as if you sat in a bath & did nothing.

Is that even possible.?

Lube, and lots of it

Tell her when you have a hard-on that that's as flaccid as it gets. She sounds dumb enough to believe it.

shes lucky shes pretty..

Start with inserting a banana into her ******. Consume the banana afterwards if you feel discarding it would be wasteful. Another suggestion would be to use a rubber bladder, such as a hot water bladder and slowly inflate it with a bicycle pump. Over time, she'll be able to accept a fully engorged penis into her ******...Good luck!

When she is ready, she will prefer sex the usual way. Don't pressure her to put out.

You should make her dress as an ugly woman so you won't get hard! That works for me

That girl is a ******* idiot, dude