By Pepe - 16/11/2008 05:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
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jgars575 0

if someone doesnt smell atrocious does it really matter how much they shower? the human body is never truly "clean" so if you feel clean enough and not gross or if you don't smell terrible i really don't think it matters how much you shower. personally, i shower usually once a day but it depends on many factors, mostly weather. if its a hot day and i sweat up a storm i'll prob shower more. if not, maybe only once a day. just saying, let people shower as much as you want the body will accumulate bacteria anyways. just don't smell and it should affect any other person what you do

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poison29 0

showering every other day is fine. showering and washing your hair every day depletes your body of its natural oils

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Spiral_Fairy 0

Must you make a racist comment? Seriously, just because one person from a country doesn't shower as often as they should doesn't automatically make the entire population dirty and disgusting.

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Honda288 2

Wut the **** man I'm a guy and I still shower every day.

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pulpfiction_fml 3

If she really needed to shower more, you would smell that she needed to shower more. Every other day is fine as long as you don't have bad body odor. It differs from person to person.

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quiddity 0

Yeah, if you're naturally dirty and oily, you have to shower every day. If you're an extreme filth-magnet, then you have to shower twice daily. Otherwise, every other day is totally fine. I shower every 2-3 days most of the time. I could go for a week without showering, and my body would be fine; the only reason I shower more is so that my hair looks pretty. I also don't wear deodorant and don't use hair conditioner. And yet I don't smell bad, I always look clean and well put-together, and my hair is considered very good. Don't act like other people's hygiene habits are "disgusting" just because they're different from yours. I know that some people would become incredibly gross if they followed my example, while others would be normal like me. Everyone has their individual needs, so you need to stop calling foul on the people who clean themselves differently from you.

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PlasmaFox 0

I haven't showered for months, and I've been complimented on my good looks.

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lolaperon 0

I shower every other day unless my crotch smells.

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lapochka 0

i shower twice a day occasionally 3 times if I work out or something.. wash my hair once in two days.. i think this is the best ruitine try it =] that way i always feel fresh and my hair doesn't get damaged. I'm a girl.

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KatieAvery 0

some people don't have enough money too pay for the water bills

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Dilwann 27

How do you have time to do anything? Showering 3 times a day would take1.5 hours if you wanna do it thorougly.

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