By Pepe - 16/11/2008 05:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
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jgars575 0

if someone doesnt smell atrocious does it really matter how much they shower? the human body is never truly "clean" so if you feel clean enough and not gross or if you don't smell terrible i really don't think it matters how much you shower. personally, i shower usually once a day but it depends on many factors, mostly weather. if its a hot day and i sweat up a storm i'll prob shower more. if not, maybe only once a day. just saying, let people shower as much as you want the body will accumulate bacteria anyways. just don't smell and it should affect any other person what you do

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poison29 0

showering every other day is fine. showering and washing your hair every day depletes your body of its natural oils

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jj9223 0

wow thats pretty messed up well im glad my gf cant go a day without a shower and she always smells rlly good

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RKftw 0

I think it's natural. but I can't stand smelly smells

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blairyboo 0

wth?! thts not OCD I shower evey night and every morning

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rwac07 0

disgusting *****. u should shower once everyday atleast (if ur normal)

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defaultusername 0

unless she earns a living shoveling raw sewage, she's good three times a week. quit being a little girl.

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LinsKitty 0

I agree with #30, I shower every 2-3 days and I always look, smell, and feel clean.

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JaeC 0

#30 ur a ******* pig....working for physicians it is absolutely a must that you take bath/shower or just wash up everyday. our bodies secret all types of shit (sweat, dead skin etc) every waking minute. unless ur on survivor or have some real medical condition u should be washin ur ass everyday if not ur just plain ole nasty. **** the life of anyone who has to be around you. OP dump the bitch just think of all the yeast infections she might have had

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natho_fml 0

clean freak! if your a guy grow some balls! stop acting like a girl. I bet you've never had dirt under your nails. and couldn't stand getting your hands dirty.

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rawr_iliketacos 0

he has balls! just likes to keep them clean!!

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