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By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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jpoole 4

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

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manjo71 2

did u ever do the same to her ???

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x3Yanniex3 0

Dang a Singaporean duck face profile picture eeeeew

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someguynamedjohn 9

no worries mate. the time to worry is when she comes home with a bunch of banannas and a 12 pack of condoms or astroglide

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structuredchaoz 4

I think you let her. It would take some real effort to pull that off as a surprise. You liked it too. Next time ask her for her tongue.

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gonzajog1793 0

she had to star with something small and worm her way up, it's called foreplay

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horrorfreaknj 1

just simply do the same to her. and if there happens to be a trace of doodie left on it, then shove it up her nostril.

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AshleyCole 0

Don't act like you didnt like it ;]

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