Work: Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone...

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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Same thing different taste

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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You deserved it 4 095

By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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You deserved it 5 526

By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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You deserved it 10 314

By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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inks98 14

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:04

Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:22

well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?

Comments

soulreaper12296 28

Saturday 12 March 2016 16:02

That's horrible she did that. But also, why would you not have your phone on at least silent during a parent-teacher conference?

corky1992 33

Saturday 12 March 2016 16:19

That's why you either turn your phone off or put it on silent during things like that.

KayleeFrye 39

Saturday 12 March 2016 16:23

Normally I would have agreed that your life sucks. However, YDI because your phone should have been on silent during a conference. Zero sympathy!!!

Demon_of_Light 27

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:17

Those seem like drastic consequences to wish on someone for a small mistake.

Tomryan279 10

Saturday 12 March 2016 17:41

If your a teacher or a parent should you have your phone off or at least on vibrate. To give teacher/parent your undivided attention to talk about the student

slinthsand 2

Saturday 12 March 2016 18:39

Break up with her immediately. She's too immature for a relationship.

writerchic85 25

Saturday 12 March 2016 18:47

It's a song, and a classic. It doesn't mean anything. And there is no rule against having that as a ringtone (I'm guessing) so if the parents have a fit I can't imagine the school is going to up and fire you. Unless you have some sort of record of pissing people off.

Demon_of_Light 27

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:20

Even so, if the parents feel uncomfortable with it, OP's reputation could be seriously damaged. It only takes a tiny offence to start a rumor, and once people get that idea in their heads, they can never quite get rid of it.

SaritaKinKin 17

Saturday 12 March 2016 19:30

I can see how that ringtone would be funny under a different situation, but you being a teacher and also in a parent teacher conference, it's not at all something she should have thought was okay.