By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
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IAmzephyr 22

Your girlfriend is satan.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.

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earljonez 22

That'd be embarrassing as a mother ******

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ukeandfoodislife 19

I know you were trying to be punny, but please, for your own good, just stop.

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alfalfalaffa 17

I rather enjoyed it. The war against internet puns is futile, you might have to learn to accept it.

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WOTAN1488 24

That wasn't even funny. Maybe if it was with your sister or your friend or something, but your mom? That could like kill her.

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allimarcy 23

I don't think it would be appropriate at all to swap contact names with his sister either lol

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Al3xv3l92 24

So did your mom replied must've been embarrassing.

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ladyg228 15

Lol what was your moms response to that?

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Zebediabolical 39

Yet another FML that shows how important it is to lock up your phones and computers.

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Anonypus 20

I wouldn't be able to look my mom in the eyes anymore.

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Capitan 15

Imagine if you swapped your number with her dads. Wait.. Don't. Nobody wins in that situation.

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Jiigaaboo 12

It should be fine, nothing your dad hasn't already said

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