By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 254
You deserved it 5 021
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IAmzephyr 22

Your girlfriend is satan.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.

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ezrajab 22

Sounds like you were ****** after all damn that's funny

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bnbhimp 10

Marry her. There will never be a dull moment.

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saymynamess 19

That's a very good example of the the most shocking Fml ever.

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janfleury 19

Blahahahaha!! I hope your mom can laugh at that as much as I did.

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Hunkapoo 19

whoever votes you deserve it is probably bitter about their relationship, or lack thereof. this is a great prank.

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cr500guy 11

She could have put her dad's number

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Hunkapoo 19

that would have probably ended more disastrously then the eruption in your profile picture.

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Silk_Routes 14

Op time to prove your words, she deserves to shake ;)

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