By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 283
You deserved it 56 431
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McMan 23

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?

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amerwin 3

On the bright side, they were only $99.99 last I checked. Give her a chance to redeem herself by offering to time her as she runs down to the store to buy you a new one. If all goes well, you will have a new xbox and a more attractive mate.

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fastbunny 0

Ya you should try wearing shirts dosent that sound nice

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Nadinek98 0

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IntoTheClouds 42

And 78% of statistics are made up on the spot. ; )

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IVANTTOCOME 0

And 85% of statistics are bullshit.

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ohthebloodygore 16

28, you're an idiot. Speak for yourself. I as a female could care less if any male/female were to ask my weight or my age.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well nearly half of all penises are below average. What guy's gonna admit to that?

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Elizabeth123654 0

GUYS! Everyone knows that 64% of statistics are made up on the spot, 32% of them are bribed assumptions, and 100% of us have no idea what we're ******* talking about. lolz ;)

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wwerulez14 6

90% of people will believe anything you tell them if you add in a random percent or fake statistic.

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ohthebloodygore 16

272, yes it is. You're an idiot.

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stfuscrub420 0

must be heavy as hell, getting offended like that.

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evilshade 0

No black ops for you :'( I rather comit suicide

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Doortje 29

Yes we do. Unless the doctor is really hot, in that case we sleep with him first.

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DocBastard 38

I haven't had a patient try that one yet. I won't say if that is directed at Triumvirate or Doortje.

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warriorsoul 2

Did you throw her out the window to go get it?

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lil_miss_blair 0

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athenaxdivine 0

I strongly disagree. X-box=amazing I play video games with my Hubby all the time. COD also = amazing :] I'd never throw the xbox out the window. thats my fun box too XD sorry that you have to compete with an x box for your guys time. maybe he's gay? or maybe you suck? who knows

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dumbestdrummer 0

46-and I'm sure your SOOOO dumb. you call an xbox an evil machine and you look like a total ****. I'm just sayin'

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lil_miss_blair 0

dumbestdrummer- i know you're upset you'll never have me, but that's no reason to call me a dumb ****. just accept it like most other guys have to.

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Sirin_fml 46

Lil_miss_blair, to be blunt, one would have to be high on every drug known to humanity to actually want you, with this attention-seeking behaviour. Chill out.

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lil_miss_blair 0

hey, it was the guy who provoked it. I'm not attention seeking, I'm really smart and on the honor roll, we don't attention seek

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Sirin_fml 46

Actually, if you assess yourself rationally, you will find that you are in fact simply an idiot.

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