By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
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McMan 23

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?

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varkey 7

that sucks, report it accidentally clicked YDI, sorry, I don't know why the hell more ppl clicked that than FYL though

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tantrum4pres 0

that sucks!!!! i would kill that bitch!!!

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Person1233 12

What are you people talking about? I always ask women about their weight! When they hit me, it opens up my legal right to smack a bitch! /trollololol

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adaytoremember37 0

wow.maturity people. just because she threw the xbox out the window, doesnt make her stupid or mean that he should dump her.

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Erissa 2

It means shes cray-cray, and he should dump her

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ImFreeFalling 0

Never ask a woman how much she weighs. Unless she's getting overweight and you're just concerned about her health. Otherwise, YOU GO OP'S GF. Seriously. That was epic. Oh and in case anyone has any rude comments about MY weight because of what I said, I weigh 120. :P YDI.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

I don't think I'm as concerned about your weight as I am about your face... (Yeah, I went there because your comment offended me that much.)

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ohthebloodygore 16

103, you're an idiot. I could honestly care less if a male/female were to ask for my weight. The doctor does all the time, you don't see the women yelling at him/her. The women who turn all psycho when asked are either crazy or insecure. Or both like OP's girlfriend. I mean he's with her for bollocks sake. He's not going to dump her over her weight; he sees her size and still chooses to be with her. So, how does it even matter?

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vbmg152 18

How old are you? Never ever ever ask a lady how much she weighs!!! It will Always get you in trouble! Doesn't matter if she weighs 100 or 200 pounds, never ask. We take that as "hey you sure are fat!"

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Erissa 2

I honestly don't see the big deal is asking how much a woman weighs, a number means nothing, it's about how you look and feel -_-

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ImFreeFalling 0

104, I offended you? Seriously? How on Earth did what I say offend YOU?

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wwerulez14 6

It's obviously both. And in your case, the choking is likely foreplay. Throw your wife in and you have yourself a fun evening right there...

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