By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Should have had a wank beforehand. Or learn to slow down when you think your about to pop. Pull out, kiss her a little, maybe try some different positions. But if this performance is anything to go by then it's not your work that your girl is annoyed with. It's the lack of ******'s she is having from you.

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mich23 10

it might have been smarter to just be like, im going to turn my phone off so that i wont get any business calls, plus you plan could have backfired so much b/c she could have been like "go into work, i was just being selfish" and then you would have to leave

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KilgoreTrout_fml 0

Try foreplay dude.

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playful2088 0

i'm thinking the REAL reason she's leaving you is not because you're too occupied, but because you're a fast worker ;)

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wildchild69 0

I feel sorry for her....five minutes....wouldn't know what to do without two or three hours.

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AliciaS_fml 0

well this sucks, but really, wouldn't it have been more romantic if you just turned the phone off or unplugged it? any important calls would still go to voicemail and she would feel really special.

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piper2390 0

fyl indeed. tell him to call you in 3 next time.

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SilenceOfTheLamb 0

practice makes perfect

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BAUL 0

god bless your heart at least you gave it a shot..

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squeaky_fml 0

At that point, you should have still been cuddling, though, so it still would have worked.

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