By FavreFan99 - 01/01/2010 17:01 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML
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Bussed 0

There are still options at that point...

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sparkey0127 0

you suck that's ashame. better luck next year? or should i say lick??

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itspimpz 0

yea yea yea fyl. kamille your kinda sexy

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crudeandrudeguy 29

"Kind of sexy" really isn't a compliment dude

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meepmeep_fml 0

have you ever heard of ***********? I feel really sorry for your girlfriend.

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HamsteronA 0

watch that call on me vid and try them exercises. might help

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picturescrazy 24

My boyfriend an I tried to do that too! I had one a few minutes after midnight, but it was still a good way to bring in the New Year. My boyfriend and I came at the same time at least :] You could have at least fingered/ate out your girlfriend... it would've still been possible for her to come at midnight! Oh well, there's always next year.

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perdix 29

You shouldn't have been thinking of Brett Favre. That's why you came so soon. To make it last longer, think of something less awesome like your girlfriend's pussy. Her pussy may be great, but it is not going to erase a 17-point deficit at age 40.

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joemk2012 0

Are you John Madden?

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aceman1992 9

holy shit, greatest thing I've heard all day.

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thinmint 0

so use your fingers or tongue duh. that's selfish that you think the party is over just bc you came

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DynamicDave 11

LMAO perdix wins again! @OP: Do I know you? Theres a kid I went to school with who pretty much worshipped Brett Favre and this is something I could totally see him doing...

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