By FavreFan99 - 01/01/2010 17:01 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML
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Bussed 0

There are still options at that point...

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sweetbiotch88 0

Oh yeah gimme whatta want....... But you can't. So ya f you effin life

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beanstalk0311 0

Hahaha wow you're one ballsy guy to even admit to such a thing. But nonetheless, you suck and should perhaps kill yourself.

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J_Rodriguez112 0

lmao @ #18 u should be ashamed. not the right way to start the yr. off

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ClarehTM 0

LOL at how short you last and LOL that you couldn't finish her off another way.

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FD929 0

Way to start her new year with disappointment. F her L for having a selfish BF who can't take the time to learn how to please her. If you're so sensitive that you last 3 GD minutes you need to double bag that shiz.

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Ninjaface 0

Luckily for her, she didn't specify that you had to be the one to give her the New Year's ******. If you've been together for a while, I'm sure she knows what to do.

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transcedental 18

oh sweety, i am so sorry :/ look at the bright side - at least u spent ur new year with ur sweetheart, doing pleasant activities ;) not all of us had that chance :P

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xriley 0

Ninja Art Hold Come In No Jutsu learn it :D

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