Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished...

By Spockx - 06/08/2012 11:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

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By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

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By addict - 26/08/2017 13:00

Today, after spending over a year getting clean and sober, I started feeling horrible withdrawal symptoms and couldn't understand why. It turns out my wife had been dosing my food with Adderall "to keep me on track" and just stopped. So much for my anniversary chip. FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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By tanksfan - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML

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She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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By Emmaraine189 - 28/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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Sinamoi 18

Monday 6 August 2012 19:12

Corn chip addiction is some serious shit.

crankawank 19

Monday 6 August 2012 19:12

It's nice to know that you care about her enough to do that, though. You're much better than all the douchebag boyfriends usually featured on FML.

Comments

Special_Psycho 8

Monday 6 August 2012 20:09

Ooo! Scary! A corn chip addiction! (He said sarcastically.) You should've lightly chewed her out for not deciding to quit her tobacco addiction.

DylansMomma 9

Monday 6 August 2012 20:09

Your comment : ...Way to be supportive anyways?

SimplyEerb 3

Monday 6 August 2012 20:50

Should have asked her to be more specific. Then convinced her tobacco is a better addiction to break

aFreedom127 9

Monday 6 August 2012 21:00

Whoever hacked my account...%#{*= off.

j_cat187 19

Monday 6 August 2012 21:20

Holy shit, I've been hacked too. Why am I mr pickles?

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 6 August 2012 21:28

I'm sadistmonkey. WHAT. THE. ****.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 6 August 2012 21:48

I'm littlexlion. Everyone's account looks like that.

outoftown 26

Monday 6 August 2012 21:13

I'm still scratching my head over the "she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey" part. Woman is unclear on the concept, which should have been a tip-off to OP that something was amiss.

hailezz349 5

Monday 6 August 2012 21:25

Maybe she made up the corn chip addiction so she could be with u!

hoper423 3

Monday 6 August 2012 21:33

Your a noob

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 6 August 2012 21:50

*you're You must be the noob.

YoshiMike13 4

Monday 6 August 2012 21:51

wow, that sucks but you are so caring then!! there are so many douchers on FML (like the guy who broke up with his gf for 50 bucks, who does that?) but you arent one of them.