By Spockx - 06/08/2012 11:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML
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Sinamoi 18

Corn chip addiction is some serious shit.

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crankawank 19

It's nice to know that you care about her enough to do that, though. You're much better than all the douchebag boyfriends usually featured on FML.

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missyj0 12

I know this isn't related to the FML, but I could use some help. On the app, every single users description seems to say "hey, you uploaded your photo, and you're cute as a kitten!" and my photo and name has been changed as well? If this has happened to you or you know what's wrong help would be greatly appreciated. :3

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missyj0 12

are the FML Gods trolling me?!?! D:

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ManInTheMachine 19

It's happening to me aswell. I'm also showing up as another member when I try to edit my About Me.

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olpally 32

Everyones profile I've seen has looked like that including my own, FML probably has a glitch or something and are probably aware of it.

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tennisrapper1 14

12 - I've also gotten "You've looked through 5 pages of the website, that's a start." Another one once, but I forgot exactly what it said. :P

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windycityassasin 6

Ya if you try to change your account you end up with a different user name and picture... I ended up with prefix

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Dude it says I'm Joe I Paso? Lol I just noticed this from that comment. Thank you for warning me haha.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Why am I littlexlion? I have both iPhone and iPad apps and on my iPad it says I'm connected via a mobile device, how modern or something. Weird...

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ManInTheMachine 19

As stupid as it sounds, there is such a thing as food addiction. For some it can be as tough as a drug addiction. But honestly, corn chips delicious. I would hate to give them up.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

******* Frito Lay company. Making their chips too delicious.

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ebonyirony 29

Then packaging them by weight so you have to buy more

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s0m3guy2010 21

That's some hard stuff. Maybe her mom was a corn chip head, and she was just a corn chip baby. Show your support.

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jetsown08 21

Sounds like she's a chip off the old block! No love for my corny pun? :(

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xd3box 4

I got first comment but it's not allowing me to see it. It looks like I got jipped.

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tennisrapper1 14

You got moderated. And no one cares about your getting first comment. And no one cares about your pointless comment.

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xd3box 4

Why was there a need for moderation? There was no cursing or foul language.

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AwsumShyGuy 12

Corn chips are delicious, but drugs are serious.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

And here I thought drugs were just party favors..you really opened up my eyes.

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PawnShopPenguin 4

You sound like a very intellectual person. You should write a book.

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YankeeLoverr 6

I hope you didn't have anything important going on, OP!

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Llama_Face89 33

Not related to this FML at all but did you swim for the Storm at any point? You look familiar.

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Llama_Face89 33

Not related to this FML at all but did you swim for the Storm at any point? You look familiar.

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YankeeLoverr 6

No, I didn't. I actually don't even know what that is!

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perdix 29

They do bet you can't eat just one, so you can consider your action an intervention for a gambling addiction.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Yo, Perdix, you're using the app, right? If so, click 'account'. It seems as if everybody is glitching, and everybody's description has been changed to the description of one of the badges you earn. (So far, mostly "you've added a profile picture, and you're cute as a kitten!")

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ebud2010 2

It's called a nicotine addiction, and that's pretty damn funny

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mrz1177 11

... could have been worse, you could've missed a job interview

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