By Spockx - 06/08/2012 11:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML
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Sinamoi 18

Corn chip addiction is some serious shit.

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crankawank 19

It's nice to know that you care about her enough to do that, though. You're much better than all the douchebag boyfriends usually featured on FML.

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Stupend0us 7

If tobacco use is that big of an issue why not breakup and find a relationship with a non-tobacco user? Tobacco use is disgusting and a deal breaker for most relationships. Why make an exception.

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justhann 7

Baby steps, OP, baby steps.

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makeupjunkie 5

That really sucks OP, maybe next time you should ask what addiction!

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op90 6

You probably should have asked which addiction she was quitting. I assume you knew she had multiple? Assuming always leads to disappointment

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makeupjunkie 5

But you just assumed..

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HOTSHOT99999 2

Haha thats funny. Im new to FML how do you comment on comments from an iPhone?

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Star928 7

I thought you meant that she was quitting her cold turkey addiction and i was like... WTF

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alex0213 5

That's a good addiction! What's wrong with u!?

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supportcommand 17

Why would anybody want to quit corn chips? Mmmmm.

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