Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous.... - FML

By Maestro - 01/12/2008 06:09 - France

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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By not a fan - 07/04/2021 08:00 - United States

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Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2018 03:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 10 363

By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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Top comments

RPGod 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:40

Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:49

stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?

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jim_witness 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:47

Maniac, why did you ask that question?? Why do you think we want the link.....to check her out make sure she's hot enough to have a site. If not we call in the Fugly Webcam Police.

alissaleigh 3

Friday 27 April 2012 9:26

Yes

CDub7888 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:15

I'd seriously like to know what goes on in people's minds when this kinda crap happens.

llllPsycho 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:31

Me asking for the website is a complement to you. If my girlfriend was hot enough and kinky enough to have that kind of website, I'd be one happy mofo.

rawchelllll 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:25

Haha #8- Dane Cook? DJ Diddles? :D But wow, irrationally? Really? Thats kindof not ok... If you're in a committed relationship, you don't show that kind of stuff to other people. Shut up all you pervs who want the website. There are other **** stars out there that get paid for this stuff, I'm sure you can find it on another website that isn't this guys's girlfriend. You should tell her you're not comfortable with that. And if she doesn't respect that... I'd dump her. But keep in touch so when she DOES become a famous **** star, you can get back together and live of her profits hahahaha. JK :]

Hap3niz 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 10:38

haha, ver well putt

drunkyredneck 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:23

HAHAHA..ouch..

Time2Remission 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:34

I guess you're not the only one that saw her "privates"

shhhitsasecret 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 5:11

I guess they're not so private anymore. lol.

EmilyFelton98 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 11:15

Damn I Was Gonna Write That !

The_One 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:10

lol 22

look_its_me 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 3:51

haha #8 & 22 why do i see no link???

Pearson_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:24

that's terrible.....so whats the link?

antwar23 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:26

hahahahahaha u were lucky til u let it go btw link please(:

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