Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous.... - FML

By Maestro - 01/12/2008 06:09 - France

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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By not a fan - 07/04/2021 08:00 - United States

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Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2018 03:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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Top comments

RPGod 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:40

Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:49

stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?

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turbogirl 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:47

Well at least you know where to find the best part of her after you dump the *****...

Tylerpwns666 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 11:53

howd you find out about the site?

123sploosh 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:36

36 ftw

K1al 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:24

yeah... site please

kingjoe48 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:49

URL!??

NIMBUS_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:30

link or it didn't happen...

thuglifenigga_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:49

LMFAO!!!

billyXcore 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:04

bahahaha lmao!!!

bubblybrooke 12

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:22

hotttt imma chick and that kind of thing would definitely get me off... but I wouldn't do it, I'm too shy :P plus I'm like 15 lol anyways, as long as she's not screwing them, be happy you found a kinky chick that would probly be up for anything. :P

xaiml 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 0:04

I'm 15 too and I think the same I'm too shy :P

mich99 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:45

whats the name of the site

nerdking21 10

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:13

Yeah, I love to know :D

twitchy315 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:34

lmao were so mean! (send it to me... i wont share it)

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Today, I live in Japan. I discovered that the toothpaste with the terrible taste that I’d been using for a month, and on which it says “Whitening” in non-Japanese characters, was in fact a skin whitening cream. FML

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Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

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