By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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theworldismad 10

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

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Posthuman 26

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

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FRUITFUCKED 9

Get a paternity test.

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csdelab 5

Today, on FML, some idiot thought that because he only had sex with his girlfriend for the first time she couldn't be pregnant.

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caligirllife 11

Never underestimate a woman's intuition.

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Ayanpatel95 7

Guess u forget the protection..congrats anyways

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FmyLifeFan001 8

don't have sex unless ur willing to take the risk of being a parent,,, even if u do use a condom

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morngo 8

Dude I'm going through the same thing except me and my girlfriend don't know for sure yet

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ElliotC 6

You should have remembered, sex is never the answer... Sex is the question, yes is the answer. But unlucky lad, ydi though

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