Love, Sex and Pregnancy: Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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theworldismad 10

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

Posthuman 26

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

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VeganVampyre 26

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:52

I agree with 24, we welcomed a new baby into our family recently. I was thrilled; it was my only cousin's first child. :P Now if it had been mine on the other hand...

AlmostSomething 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 5:37

Please don't tell me you're one of those idiots who thinks that a girl can't get pregnant her first time.

alkolaali 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:39

I think you are talking to a genius.

GAOStarr 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:02

If she said she felt pregnant very soon after having sex, and it was your first time with her, make sure it's yours. She may have cheated on you and then jumped your bones to cover it up. I hope not, but be sure.

SamanthaNGoree 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:19

And we still can't learn to wrap it up..

SarMarJo 17

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:20

That's kind of what happens when you have sex. Just go to a doctor and find out exactly how far along she is and then you'll know.

kdm_km1 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:22

the force is strong with this one

circlelranch69 1

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:23

You need 1. Sex education. 2. DNA test. 3. Another girlfriend bro

Anita2013 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:42

I have been pregnant 7 times... Only gave birth to two tho... :( anyway.....EACH & EVERY time I knew within 24hours or less if I was pregnant ..... And I could pee on a stick and it would say yes ... Lady's who are sensitive enough can even feel their egg leaving the ovary...yes I can feel that too...some times even hear it....freaky....lol.

love_me_electric 20

Sunday 23 June 2013 7:39

You don't have pregnancy symptoms the day after having sex, if you do it's just a coincidence. Your body doesn't start producing pregnancy hormones until the egg implants, which happens 6-9 days after sex.

mrsstaken 12

Sunday 23 June 2013 13:31

I knew the within 24 hours I was pregnant every time I was pregnant. It doesn't take a week to figure out something is growing inside you that wasn't there before.