By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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theworldismad 10

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

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Posthuman 26

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

Guys, I don't think he's saying he didn't believe her because it was their first time. He's saying he didn't believe her cuz he thought it was too recent to start showing signs or feeling she was pregnant.

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imagineapc 11

Have a paternity test done. If the baby is not yours, you have no obligation to it.

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jdog408 8

Your decision to be a father was before you had sex so don't complain about it, congrats

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jenn1808 16

That's bullshit. Babies are not some sort of punishment for sex. Sex does not equal deciding to be a parent.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Pregnancy tests don't register pregnancy immediately though so if it was literally just days before, make sure that you are the dad and she didn't get pregnant before she slept with you and is trying to hang it on you.

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cng903 1

I got a positive 11 days after sex. It happens.

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clevercake 21

If you didn't use protection are you really surprised?

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iwadasn 32

I'm guessing he believed the myth that a girl can't get pregnant from her first time.

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Mackay92 14

i don't mean this in a pervy way but how long after sex did she say that? this is why i wish fmls had a bit more info

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dyehardxen 19

Because it takes 3 times to make a baby. Just like very thing else, right?

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blackgirllb 12

if shes pregnant u should be happy if she is your girlfriend and u see urself having a future with her.

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jenn1808 16

I see a future with my boyfriend, but I would NOT be happy if I got pregnant right now. Our future involves kids, but right now involves my education. Timing is everything when it comes to starting a family.

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