Love, Sex and Pregnancy: Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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theworldismad 10

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

Posthuman 26

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

Comments

emeralddragon 1

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:57

If you just had sex very recently, and she said she was pregnant. Make sure it is yours.

The_Piquerist 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:00

Yes there is. Winning the lottery for 1. Getting super powers, getting to fly in space, being the person to discover a cure for aids and cancer..... Need I go on?

The_Piquerist 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:03

Lots of factors play I into this.... How old are the two of you, how recently did you consummate the relationship, was she just recently with someone else, etc etc. depending on the situation I would say get a paternity test and/or have her get a psych test

jenn1808 16

Sunday 23 June 2013 13:56

A psych test? I don't see any possible reason that would be relevant.

bibobobonnor 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:08

the people saying he's stupid because he thinks she won't get pregnant the first time, didn't read it properly, what he said was that so soon after having sex he doesn't think she could be totally sure so early on

caitiebug1119 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:12

At first, I thought you were stupid for thinking you can't get pregnant the first time. Then I realized, and everyone reading this should too, maybe she was already pregnant. And not by you. Although it depends how "recently" you mean. If recently is a few weeks, you're dumb. If recently is less than two weeks, your life sucks.

BobbieH 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:13

Sounds to me like your girl may have already had bun warming. If it hasn't been 3 weeks or so since you had your first encounter when she "felt" pregnant, I would say you aren't likely the baker.