Transportation: Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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borntoperform 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:51

I guess she didn't think that one through...

djwilson50 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:52

Sounds like shes feeling insecure!

Comments

emerge 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:14

... No offense, but what a crazy bitch. That's a sign to break up with her.

Zkenny13 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:29

will everyone please stop with the state farm jokes.....

dtm3 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 18:07

Better dump that insecure bitch right now.

mariemariefyl 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:59

Jealous much?

PartyRockGirl04 3

Friday 23 December 2011 20:05

Ur life does suck but u did knda deserve it......KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!!! just saying

AmandaBrown11 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 10:54

Uh, is she like fourteen? If not, how frightening. Do you have to get pre-approval from her before you can order any magazine subscriptions? I suppose TV is just completely off limits? Grow a pair and let her know she's being psycho and insecure