Transportation: Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By jk. - 20/01/2022 02:01

Today, my girlfriend tried to look at my phone and I turned it away from her. Now she’s convinced I’m cheating on her. In reality, I’m too embarrassed to admit it’s because Facebook is showing me nonstop ads for laxatives after I ordered some two days ago. FML

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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borntoperform 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:51

I guess she didn't think that one through...

djwilson50 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:52

Sounds like shes feeling insecure!

Comments

sreno92 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:06

you mad bro?

UrAverageBrat 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 19:10

She's a dumbass. Dump the bitch.

newburton13 26

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:23

What? I'm sorry, what?! She did realize that she could've caused an accident, right? For a picture of a woman?

beanterboss1 0

Monday 5 March 2012 7:39

I did that once and I died

notsurewhattoput 0

Friday 6 April 2012 23:07

Then don't be look at that with your gf in the car disrespectful. But she didnt seem to think through what see did either lol

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Thursday 16 May 2013 21:02

What a crazy wife! She could have made you crash the car!

fantasyworld 37

Monday 29 December 2014 4:07

She's a psycho. Does she know that she could have made you crash and kill someone or yourselves?

Js2cool 6

Wednesday 7 October 2015 13:31

Is she ******* stupid

404wan 19

Friday 26 October 2018 0:18

right, that's a ******* psycho you have there, probably the kind of woman who would lose her shit and call you a cheater if she found out you watch ****.