By DrawingWaves - 27/09/2016 22:36 - United States - Woodland Hills

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Today, my girlfriend tried to hook me up with a guy. It's the second time it happened since I met her. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26

So... is she trying to instigate a threesome? Or is she under the impression that she's just your beard and she thinks she's helping you get out of the closet? Or she thinks you are bisexual and only views your relationship as casual (not at all exclusive)? Or are you just as confused as we are?

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RichardPencil 30

It's her passive-aggressive way of dumping you.

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mt21mt 15

Kick her out so fast and quick that the neighbours think Sonic just went by

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Goblin182 26

I am still trying to figure out how a drive-in restauraunt can "go by:.

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rifletwirler92 15

I'm assuming they're talking about Sonic the video game character, who is known for being super fast.

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bnasty206 7

lol he thought he was talking about the restaurant Sonic? LMAO

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Zanquis 22

Why do I have a feeling that your GF would write the following FML: "Today, my gay best friend was for some reason not interrested in this great guy I tried to hook him up with, this is the second time it happened, he is so picky. FML" Does your GF know you are straight? Does she know she is your GF? (maybe you think she is and she just sees you as her BFF)

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gracehi 31

My ex husband tried to get me to grind up on a strange woman at a dance club because he thought it would be sexy, then got angry when I refused to do it. It's so disrespectful to try to get your partner to do something sexual with someone else for *your* amusement, especially when your partner is heterosexual and you want them to engage in something homosexual. Whatever your girlfriend's reason for doing this, you need to set her straight because it's not okay.

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AverageAvarice 23

OP can say no. If the GF doesn't respect that, it says a lot about their relationship having issues. The fact that to act she asked him to preform an act on the same sex is not cause in itself for disdain and vitriol.

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gracehi 31

In my case, I found the request alone extremely disrespectful because it was something he'd never do for me if I asked and he *knew* it was something I'd never even think about doing or ever want to do. In OP's case, given that his girlfriend has done this twice now, I'm led to believe she is disrespecting him and his refusal.

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rer1998 2

Talking is a good idea. She could be trying to set you because she thinks your gay. She maybe kinky.

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the_real_dvd 21

I knew a girl who was turned on by watching two guys go at it. She oddly kept quite the collection of gay ****. I guess this is similar to how some guys are turned on by lesbian action. Put your foot down and confront her about this fantasy. If you're not interested, there's no reason she should keep pushing it on you.

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cuz803 44

The first time should be the last time OP. Once a cheater, always a cheater

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GhostFox 33

She didn't cheat. She's trying to hook OP up with other men, because of reasons unknown to us and presumably OP.

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readingrachel 9

Dude; I don't think your her boyfriend

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homtravel 10

"Girlfriends"! She probably treats u like her girlfriend too.

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IcyDarcy 10

Are you my boyfriend ?! ;) Seriously, I don't understand why everyone is so confused by this. Lots of girls like to watch two guys together, and lots of guys like to watch two girls together. It's just a fetish. Now, I don't know OP's girlfriend or their relationship, so I can't tell for sure. But personally, when I asked my (straight) boyfriend to get dirty with one of his guy friends, it didn't have anything to do with me wanting a threesome or thinking he was gay or wanting to break up with him, it was just a little fantasy of mine.

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Nirah_fml 18

But that's, like, gay. lol I don't get it either. You would think that it would be easy to understand, considering how much most men tend to like lesbian ****. It's the exact same interest, just for women.

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