Love: Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will...

By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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vietiscool 2

Friday 20 March 2009 12:35

eh, i thought i had everything worked out with my girlfriend and we would choose where to go/what to do 50:50 but for some reason after a while i stopped doing my part. she reminded me that i need to make plans more or else she'll feel like she's doing all the work and you don't like her enough to take charge. so, you deserve it. i deserve it. improve yourself.

Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:02

who needs to wear the "pants" get naked and be equal

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Thorr_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:43

You whiny little drain on society. Get a car, or suck it up and go where she wants. Be happy someone will date you womanly self.

davidtheday 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:47

How about you start driving then? If you're too young to drive, then you shouldn't even have a girlfriend. You should be out getting as much tail as possible (just be safe).

plethora 3

Friday 20 March 2009 13:50

Waaaaaaah! Big deal. Hahaha, #3, you're a wanker.

loopy_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 14:00

Girls don't like when guys don't make any decisions. And do the whole "...I don't know, what do you want to do?" Kind of thing. Just sayin'.

KorbenDeck 5

Friday 20 March 2009 14:02

Sounds to me like you should ditch her.

blacklagoon_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 14:02

Shut the **** up #3. You're probably somebody's bitch too, hence your feelings. People who have normal, healthy relationships with women don't share your caveman beliefs.

McHammerfist 0

Friday 20 March 2009 14:10

... I'm confused... is there a kitchen in her car? How did she leave it to drive you places?

NecroSen 0

Friday 20 March 2009 14:13

She's right, and the fact that you wrote this FML is proof of it. :P

rebelchild 0

Friday 20 March 2009 14:16

LOL@#18 but seriously, be a ****** man! you drive once in a while, and if you don't have a car, count your lucky stars anyone would want to date you.

mastercrammer 0

Friday 20 March 2009 14:20

LOL i can totally relate with your girlfriend! I wish my boyfriend would make decisions for us from time to time. I mean, it's great that my opinion is greatly valued but sometimes I just want to relax and let my man take care of me.