Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really...

By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 22:10

Quit your ******* complaining you got head!

fmluser2232 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:14

Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.

Comments

drivemysoul19 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 22:42

Wow my boyfriend would just laugh at me and not make a big deal about it. Not an fml

sorrowevicteon 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:40

Better than "GACK!!" and then you never get it again...

sydharks 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:27

At least u got ur head!

BullletProof 5

Friday 3 February 2012 3:22

MY GOD MAN she's giving head and she's good at it. STFU and don't be such a little bitch!!!! Take what you get cuz know she doesnt actuly enjoy doing it.