By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
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You deserved it 3 067
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sobstory10000 17

It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

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Morning_fml 22

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

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tonyfan00 38

Relationships is one thing I'll never fully understand...

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Ashd09 30

it seems that grammar is another one of those things

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zgomon 10

I was going to say something witty, butt **** it.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@13, But getting to the bottom line here, that was an awsmsauce comment.

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UhHuhHoney 20

Pretend you're okay with the situation, take her out to some Indian food. Revenge solved.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

But what if she stand him up? I can't see her sitting down for awhile. ?

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sturschaedel 27

I think (traditional) Thai food might be even better.

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UhHuhHoney 20

Anything to make that shit burn!

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jenninator93 18

Or better yet.. buy her a box of chocolates.. but inject them with ghost pepper extract. I'd think she'd avoid spicy food with a torn asshole.. but who can say no to chocolate?

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enginsteve 17

Jesus, the chicks here are the meanest ones.. But I think you should listen to them!

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PeterPanties 6

might as well switch the contents of the lotion doctors will prescribe with hot sauce

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Ichiya 29

Ring of Fire should play in the background during this.

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asherm 15

Actually instead of things to make her crap, give her something to make her stool rock hard- iron pills do that for a lot of people. Yes, I was anemic in high school and that shit hurt. Pun intended. Sorry OP, cheaters are the worst.

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The_walking_derp 5

She sound like an asshole

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CaptainPicard 3

Sounds like you need to give your ex-best friend some small testing of his own.

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BlondePsycho 43

(Insert standard anal joke here, please use lube provided)

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Enslaved 36

Especially after zooming in to see #21's Astroglide pic.

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BlondePsycho 43

You gotta zoom in and enhance sometimes.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@116, And personally, you have *also* got to appreciate someone that doesn't consider "zooming and enhancing profile pictures (that you most-likely-have-to-save-to-your-phone-first-to-do-it-right)" to be crossing the online stalking line. Kudos to you! Lol

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