By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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SorrowFull 8

blaming you and saying you are the devil's helper is childish, just think of it as a sign to find another girlfriend, if she is unable to express her feelings without regretting the decisions that she makes, then it is best to tell her that she isn't the one you want to be with, and move on

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jokozo_fml 0

don't stick your dick in crazy - that's the rule.

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Lady98K 4

keep your legs closed bitch and you wouldnt be cryin bloody murder

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cofucked 0

LOL devil temptation!!!

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peanutbear 0

lol sounds like you should have waited.

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sophiamichelle 0

hahahahaha,abstinence is stupid. I probably shouldn't have said that cuz I probably just pissed off tons of Christians.

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badactor009 0

Christians and other religious types are fools, hypocrites and idiots.

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Fruitmonster2 15

Tell her, tell her, tell her. SHUT THE **** UP. It's HER fault for putting out. The **** shoulda kept her legs closed. She wanted to have sex, so they did.

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mikaela1432 0

Haha then she shouldn't of fallen into temptation, I mean, I see where she's coming from because I'm waiting too. But she definitely shouldn't be blaming you....

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