By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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FMLrivvil 3

Oh honey, I hope you found a new girlfriend

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flufflybuttons 4

slap that bitch and say bitch calm down

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sullifreshh 0

wow how douchey and inconsiderate are you. she was trying to make you happy.

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kaebug34 0

GROW UP PEOPLE ITS A WEBSITE CHILL THE HELL OUT JUST STICK TO COMMENTING ON THE CHURCH FML MY GOD THE HUMAN SPECIES HAS GONE TO SHIT

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anthony99 14

More proof that only hyper-religious people wait until marriage

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waterpologurly 0

well this is prob gunna get voted down but for all those Christian girls out there can I get a thumbs up for purity b4 marriage?

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mklovn 2

in the words of a great poet: 'Doesn't matter had sex'

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jonnyboy1351 6

Sad thing is this will end up being me in some years.....

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