Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage...

By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By chicochico - 19/12/2008 16:05 - France

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 14:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

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aprilita 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:01

To console her by making love to her ;)

ParkersGirl 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:00

LMAO!

Comments

Glidefedt 6

Friday 8 July 2011 1:49

I think you just got trolled by higher powers.

pacman82 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:16

awh bro that sucks.

howdmynosego 12

Friday 8 July 2011 2:18

oh dear FYL and FHL. hope she's alright

camelspanker69 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:48

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

_IHeartMusic_ 4

Friday 8 July 2011 4:23

Lmfao xD poor girl.

helene123456789 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:25

dude thats so halarious tell her that god says that sex is a good thing n its beautiful

badactor009 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:26

Two points: 1: I assume you are referring to the Christian god most English speaking people are familiar with? You are mis-quoting him. He did not say that about sex. Others have said that, but not him. I agree with your point but don't mid-quote a source(?) to make it. Own your opinion. 2: I challenge you to think for yourself. I do and you can to. Challenge everything and rise to reason. I no longer believe in any god. Reason tells me there is no god. A supernatural being did not create humans and this planet in it's current form. The entire Christian Bible is a giant fairy tale and a very flawed book. The story logic falls apart again and again. Not true. Didn't happen and can't be proved in any way whatsoever. Science tells us a different story. Look into it.