Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my...

By knock_out - 16/07/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML

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By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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Empty threat

By duck'n'cover!! - 10/08/2023 22:00

Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 797

By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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BabyDacey 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:06

LOL sore loser

suntherian 4

Friday 16 July 2010 9:11

LOL Okay it sucks for you, OP but that's just hilarious. Even your Mii is trying to knock some sense into her! :P

Comments

joeinthedark 18

Friday 16 July 2010 14:19

Wii is serious business. You should have known that your Mii was going to kick her ass and not made one in your likeness in the first place.

xXxbiancaxXx 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:39

sux #10 no...just no

triggerit 5

Friday 16 July 2010 15:44

I love you girls... your way of thinking unbeatable...

fernsrj 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:50

on wii boxing u can't face other miis that u made in 1 player mode must be a fake story

deviousstang 0

Friday 16 July 2010 19:11

get a new girlfriend

mufc4everch 2

Friday 16 July 2010 22:03

ydi 4 going out with a dumb bitch

shadowsbane 0

Friday 16 July 2010 23:04

Dear God! Beating up a woman like that! Good heavens man, what is wrong with you?!

gibbons88 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 7:42

ur wii is a cockblocker.

Turbolag25 7

Saturday 17 July 2010 7:54

Wiis are bad. Get a PS3.

blscearce 2

Saturday 17 July 2010 8:49

I reckon you'll be in one-player mode for a while.

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