Love: Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex...

By housebroken - 22/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML

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By iet_Wyrda - 04/10/2013 23:00 - France - Verneuil-sur-seine

Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By qwertyasdfghzxcv - 11/02/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML

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Good boy

By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML

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Social gatherings make me nervous

By Dog lady - 27/10/2024 18:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went to a friend's wedding and was seated at a table with a bunch of strangers. To break the ice, I told a funny story about my dog. Turns out one of the guests is an animal behaviorist and spent the next hour explaining how I’ve been raising him all wrong. Thanks for the unsolicited advice during cocktail hour. FML

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By inchetogb - 15/01/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

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Sociopathic method

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01

Today, it seemed like my new boyfriend worked wonders training my puppy. Now she listens, doesn’t bark and doesn’t chew everything to bits anymore. I was very impressed, until my boyfriend told me beating a dog until it behaves works every time. My dog isn’t trained; she’s too terrified to move. FML

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Anger issues

By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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playnejayne 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:03

"Rule of thumb" comes from an old British law that states a man cannot hit his wife with anything wider than his thumb.

Poke_my_mon 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:22

Yeah, Wikipedia is TOTALLY inaccurate because "anyone can edit it". Yes, anyone can edit it, but unless it's backed up by a credible source, it won't be allowed by administrators. And, if it is, there is a note that says "This is not information from a credible source" ir "Citation needed". People who hate on Wikipedia for that reason are ignorant.

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Wooddaver 0

Friday 22 January 2010 17:22

well in his defence, my dogs are much more responsive to me than my wife

Sinisin2010 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:24

ROFL, I'm buying that book tomorrow!

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 22 January 2010 17:25

But Cesar Milan rules!

perdix 29

Friday 22 January 2010 17:30

Cohabitation? His methods work great in marriage, too! Until I learned of Cesar and his techniques, I could simply not stop my wife from peeing on the carpets!

pjfromok 0

Friday 22 January 2010 18:13

That is shallow. What does it matter what technique is used as long as there is LOVE and TRUST in the relationship...Don't be such a simpleton OP. It doesn't mean you are a dog. You can apply many different techniques to a wide variety of lifes situations.

Do_The_DANCE 4

Monday 18 July 2011 6:40

shut up fag

mmlprsh 0

Friday 22 January 2010 18:45

Reminds me of a movie: The Shape of Things (2003)

Callyn 47

Friday 22 January 2010 18:56

@18 Wikipedia is about as accurate as Britannica or any other encyclopedia, and it covers a much broader range of topics. Just because you don't understand the quality-control practices that Wikipedia has in place does not mean that it is inaccurate. http://www.examiner.com/a-1529791~Wikipedia__Britannica_battle_over_credibility.html?cid=temp-popular