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By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 14:00

Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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Friday 27 September 2013 2:56

I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 27 September 2013 2:55

Troll granny strikes again...

Comments

twinkiefeets 17

Friday 27 September 2013 5:24

Congrats

Deadmike 7

Friday 27 September 2013 5:28

anyone that lets other people near their computers unsupervised deserves what they get..

Dasha79 4

Friday 27 September 2013 5:34

"Me? Married?? OMG I LOVEEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" -thanks granny- -.-

Rewan_fml 12

Friday 27 September 2013 5:44

this is one of many reasons I leave my computer locked whenever I leave the room, let alone the house... trust no one

mayley 16

Friday 27 September 2013 5:44

She accepted a proposal over facebook ...? Yikes

cappellaaa 23

Friday 27 September 2013 5:53

whaaat? why would she do that?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 27 September 2013 5:55

Always lock your laptop you never know who could get into it and change things for the worse...

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 27 September 2013 6:17

Give your gran some points for actually being able to use an computer... Also for being able to know how to use Facebook. Oh and for setting up a good situation for you to work under pressure

thejimler 9

Friday 27 September 2013 6:36

If there's a silver lining to this, at least you know that your GF is committed to the relationship.

Jst4kicks 16

Friday 27 September 2013 7:01

well your ******... best thing to do now is have the baddest of the bad ass bachelor party bcuz you wont be seeing your friends for a longggggg time for a guys night