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By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 14:00

Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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WompWompWomp123 7

Friday 27 September 2013 2:56

I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 27 September 2013 2:55

Troll granny strikes again...

Comments

yellowaholic 25

Friday 27 September 2013 7:22

I know that pain one time I left my phone on the counter and my friend texted every boy on my phone that I was completely in love with them and one of them got really excited and said that they had loved me for a long time now and when I got my phone back I felt so bad for him.....

Himlagott 14

Friday 27 September 2013 7:28

OP, your username just made my day.

CrazyMelvin 14

Friday 27 September 2013 8:48

YDI...always lock your computer with a password when you're away.

_Mayli_ 7

Friday 27 September 2013 9:00

I hope you kept the receipt. It has the time of transaction on it

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Friday 27 September 2013 10:15

Anyone who can't be bothered to press Windows-L on a PC or its Mac equivalent is asking for trouble.

BeingComplex 3

Friday 27 September 2013 12:01

So much for the "Innocent Elderly"

caligirllife 11

Friday 27 September 2013 16:02

Your girlfriend was ecstatic that you proposed to her over Facebook? That's sad

JhovannyA 7

Friday 27 September 2013 19:56

Lol oh gran! What's the outcome OP ?

icepick23 12

Friday 27 September 2013 21:46

What's wrong? Just go with it. Your girlfriend obviously loves you!

MysteryGuest214 10

Saturday 28 September 2013 1:08

"My grandmother is a loon. She got into my Facebook account and sent that as a joke or because she has a screw loose. I'm so sorry you were hurt by this, but I don't think our relationship is at that point." I doubt this will work, but good luck! In the future, keep your laptop secured, especially around your grandmother.