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By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 14:00

Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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Friday 27 September 2013 2:56

I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in your grandma or your girlfriend for accepting a proposal on Facebook.

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 27 September 2013 2:55

Troll granny strikes again...

Comments

an3ph 20

Friday 27 September 2013 4:24

Gran has a sense of humor. Sick, but there nonetheless.

Savner 16

Friday 27 September 2013 4:34

I'm just laughing at the fact that you called your grandmother a cuntwaffle.

inolongercare 19

Friday 27 September 2013 4:40

Why is ur gf not pissed that you proposed over Facebook? Could you not come up with a romantic way of doing it?

horseychickidee 19

Friday 27 September 2013 6:06

op. didn't do it dumbass the.granny did

wiccaantje 21

Friday 27 September 2013 7:01

The gf didn't know that at the time and OP calls her extatic, not mad.

ericcrash 13

Friday 27 September 2013 4:47

hey,atleast that means that she likes your girlfriend,right?

WhitneyAndGdrago 10

Friday 27 September 2013 4:50

omg how can a girlfriend be excited binding proposed to on facebook sorry op

jrock9093 18

Friday 27 September 2013 4:52

Good grandma she's hooking you up bro lol she's your wing grandma

ni0ve 9

Friday 27 September 2013 4:53

who would accept a proposal via facebook

Aussieinusa 5

Friday 27 September 2013 5:01

The elderly are turning more tech savvy than we give them credit for. I can't wait til we get an FML saying: "I was at the mall with my grandma, she told me to wait here and keep a look out while she hacked an ATM"