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By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

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By fuundmental/// - 09/04/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 06:40 - United States - Houston

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 17:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By noname - 07/01/2009 11:43 - France

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 21:38 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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KawaiiCupcake 14

Thursday 12 December 2013 0:49

At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.

mn_shr 22

Thursday 12 December 2013 0:48

You can always put them on display...

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johnpaisley 6

Thursday 12 December 2013 3:02

Must not get jealous

perdix 29

Thursday 12 December 2013 3:30

Please send them to me! I'll model them in my Speedos wearing cowboy boots and nothing else.

Sirpence 9

Thursday 12 December 2013 3:59

Give them to ur man

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:21

Get a lower body manakin and then you are set...or if your married give them to your husband...

a_nnnuh 4

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:21

She was trying to be sweet! No f my life moment here.

Krunch_fml 6

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:31

Well when an elephant gets happy...

maggiefox 25

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:33

Stuff the dick trunk

ihpp 22

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:33

that is adorable. this gave me a slight laugh. brought back a great memory from my own grandmom.

mhc91 10

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:35

Oh grandparents why are you always making me laugh

shortemogirl 10

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:35

I'd love them

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