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By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 06:40 - United States - Houston

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

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Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 21:38 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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KawaiiCupcake 14

Thursday 12 December 2013 0:49

At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.

mn_shr 22

Thursday 12 December 2013 0:48

You can always put them on display...

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xxshukakuxx 9

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:35

That's pretty sweet of her though!

Gho5tk3y 17

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:36

She knows they're for men, she got them for your man

d_groves_18 8

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:37

Haha maybe she got confused. She is old.

catsie_fml 14

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:15

Stuff them with paper to make it look like a scarecrow xD

XIceBlueX 21

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:39

It's the thought that counts?

mccrightp 29

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:39

Just keep them for your collection. You don't have to wear them. If Grandma asks to see you in them, that's a problem for another FML!

LeDaniel 9

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:40

Wow those sound awesome. send them to me :)

askingandy 23

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:55

What I'm hearing is you have a gift ready for a future boyfriend.

Fotch2013 4

Thursday 12 December 2013 6:19

wear them. that's sexy as hell

reymon8823 24

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:33

HAHAHAHAHA omg .. At least she remembered you love elephants

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