By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
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KawaiiCupcake 14

At least she's trying to make you happy. I would appreciate her gift.

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DocBastard 38

I'm trying to figure out why the trunk would go in the front of men's underwear... Oh, I got it! It's the perfect place to store your extra salami for the holidays. Genius!

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thief1434 23

Nah, it's for the candy canes! You don't want your salami getting moist!

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MsConfusedd 27

It's to hold that coke bottle in your xray

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glabberfasted 16

26 - In that case I think the trunk would have to go in the back ;)

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TheTacoMan 24

Meanwhile I'm trying to figure out what else is in her "elephant collection"

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Enslaved 36

So when guys ask me if I want to play the game of "Hide the Salami" that's what they meant?

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varutha 16

Use it as an extra pocket, no more bags needed ;)

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RougeKiller 9

Let me just reach in my pants. Don't worry, I'm not doing anything bad, just getting my credit card.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Reminds me of the one eared elephant joke, where a guy pulls one of his pockets inside out and unzips his pants...

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Enslaved 36

My bf turns both his pockets out (but doesn't necessarily unzip) :P and calls them "rabbit ears". And bunnies love kisses.

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SuperMew 22

Is that his "cute" way of trying to get BJ from you?

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Enslaved 36

Hahahhahh I guess so. He just knows I love rabbits. Growing up, there's an English custom (that for luck) every first of every month, I need to say "rabbit, rabbit" as my first words spoken in the morning. Wow! Thinking about it now-- it seems kinda twisted that something that stems from my dad's upbringing would be used as a turn on. Guess I have issues! :P Wonder how OP became an "Elephant Lover" lol

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castleofg1ass 19

Maybe you can give them to a future boyfriend to wear and then he can be part of your elephant collection

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crazytwinsmom 25

Maybe that was Grandma's intention all along.

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SpcNemo 10

Wise old lady she is.

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thief1434 23

That's pretty awesome actually...can you imagine the cashier'a face when she purchased those? XD

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FunnnyGirrl 19

Imagine the shopkeepers reaction when your grandma bought the underwear! LOL!

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DanielleinDC 33

And said, "They're for my granddaughter. She loves elephants." That said, OP, it would have been worse if you had been a guy. Imagine the creeptacular implications of someone giving this to her grandson.

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SuperMew 22

That is actually really cute.

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